Dachshund (n.) – Women’s Soft Funny Tee

Long on body, short on legs, and full of divine purpose, this tee brings the dachshund drama with a dose of humor. Featuring a playful definition of everyone’s favorite low-rider pup, it’s made for dog moms who believe that joy, laughter, and God’s love often come wrapped in fur.

Crafted from buttery-soft fabric with a flattering fit, this shirt is perfect for praising, puppy-snuggling, or sharing smiles at the dog park. Whether your doxie’s stealing socks or stealing hearts, this tee reminds us that even the smallest creatures are part of God’s big plan.

Because dachshunds are proof that God has a sense of humor, and an eye for adorable.

Soft, lightweight, and faith-filled
 Christian apparel for dog lovers
Makes a thoughtful, funny gift for dachshund moms

Features

• Super soft and comfortable
• Features side seams for enhanced shape retention and support.
• Crafted from 52% combed ring-spun cotton & 48% polyester

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Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry-clean